This is hard to get through. This thing is impossible to get through. Now, let’s see if anybody stops me. I feel like Batman is going to come flying off a rooftop and tackle me but unfortunately nobody’s paying attention.
So for this second one, the second test, we’re going to try a little bit more of an audacious location here in front of the ninth precinct. And I’m going to use every criminal’s favorite tool, the crow bar. I don’t know how you steal a bike with a crow bar but I don’t wanna break my bike.
Ah, that’s easy. This is the first movie where I actually wish the cops would bust me.
For this next experiment, my friend Malik is gonna steal the bicycle.
Malik: And I’m black.
I figured we’d come to a more crowded area. And I’m going to be using a power tool, which should definitely bring a lot more attention. I’ve got my hood up, sunglasses on, trying to look as criminal as possible.
After 9 minutes and countless people walking by.
Can you drop that weapon?
I explained myself.
The police were patients, considering.
So let me ask you, have you ever caught someone stealing a bike before. Never in your ten years of being a cop?
None of the five officers had ever caught a bike thief before.