Chicken is greatest

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken were bragging in a bar.

"I am the greatest," said the gorilla. "When I beat my chest everyone backs away respectfully."

"No, I am the greatest," said the lion. "When I roar everyone in earshot runs away screaming."

"Ha!" said the chicken. "You should see the worldwide media reaction if I so much as sneeze..."

Nghe cả bài:

Grammar notes:

- back away (from sb/sth) dời khỏi, lui khỏi 1 thứ (ai đó/ cái gì đó) đáng sợ hoặc khó ưa.
When I beat my chest everyone backs away respectfully.

- in earshot: trong tầm nghe thấy.
When I roar everyone in earshot runs away screaming.

- so much as: được dùng để nhấn mạnh điều gì đó không hề mong đợi.
...if I so much as sneeze...