Vacuum salesman

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

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Grammar notes:

- door-to-door: bán hàng trực tiếp, tới từng nhà để giới thiệu sản phẩm
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory

- all over: khắp mọi nơi
He runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

- clean something up: dọn sạch cái gì
If this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up...

- turn on (electricity): bật, mắc nối (điện)
We haven't got the electricity turned on yet.