What? We're getting married in 5 hours?
Yea - that's not gonna happen.

What happened last night?
Oh god!
Now am I missing a tooth?

Who's baby is that?
Check it's collar or something.

I looked everywhere. Nobody's seen Doug.
Here's your car, officer.
Alright, everybody act cool, just get in and go.

What is going on?
I lost a tooth, I married a whore.
How dare you - she's a nice lady.

Some guys just can't handle Vegas.

Mike Tyson?
Shh. This is my favorite part coming up right now.
Oh, Shit!
I'm just sayin' - he's still got it.
I can feel it...