You got this. Nothing to be afraid of.
Oh, hugsies

You can't relate to what I went through.
Nobody gets through high school unscathed.
I remember one girl who made my life hell.
And mother, this is Will's mom.

Gail?
Ramona.
How long has it been? But don't tell or I'll have to strangle you.
High school was a horror movie. This weekend is the sequel.
Don't turn everything into a competition.
You were cheerleading captain at Ridgefield?

Yeah
Woo-hoo!
Mom!
What I'm about to do,

is deeply, deeply wrong.
Yes!

We've got this whole good girl act down to at it.
Oh, kitty likes to scratch.
I'm going to have to step it up - take it to a whole new level.
This weekend is a disaster.

You stole Richie Phillips from me!
Richie Phillips from high school?

Your grounded. Go to your rooms.
I know you said to put it behind me, but I guess I just couldn't.
We're human. Making mistakes is part of what we do.
It's how we go about fixing them that matters.

Mom, you look great!
Quick! Somebody call US Weekly and find out who wore it best.

You Again.

You probably had lots of boyfriends, right Joanna?
Tim!
What is your phone number by the way. Somebody changed your number.
It's 555-0172.
I'm also on Facebook.
And the Twitter.