You don't have anything sharp on you that I could stick myself with, do you?
No.
Good. Because I do.
The businesses that I manage, they deal exclusively in cash.
Wow. Busy guy.
Yes.

Will you welcome to the stage the one, the only - Magic Mike.
You are the husband that they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.
That's a cool table. You made that?
(Mike) Uh-huh.
(woman) You should sell these things.
 (Mike) That's actually the idea.

My sister. Mike.
How do you know my brother?
I'm an entrepreneur. I manage a few businesses.
You tryin' to hit on my sister?
Okay. Good talk.

Entrepreneur strippers, or stripper entrepreneur?
 Either one.
I was hoping this was all a joke.
It is pretty funny.

I'm just trying to figure out - why stripping?
(Mike) Women, money and a good time.
 (woman) Just try not to forget about the people who exist in the daylight - the non-vampire.
(Mike) Right. Are we fighting? Is this our first fight?

(woman) Some people do the one thing that makes you the happiest in the morning.
(Mike) Make custom furniture.
(woman) Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands?
(woman) I just can't be around your lifestyle.
Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? I'm not my lifestyle.
Do you believe what you're saying right now?

That's true, the law says you cannot touch. But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house here.
Wow. That's a lot of ones. There's some fives in there.
Oh, okay. Any 20's? You don't want to know what I have to do for 20's.
So, you gonna come to the show tonight?
 No.
You're not gonna come to the show tonight?
 No.
You just said over there that you liked the show.
 That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again.