But God only knows,why he chose Evan.

Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
Who are you?
I'm God.
Uh, yeah.

And I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.
Building an ark is really not part of my plans here.
No-no-no-no!
I need to make a good impression at work.
Gentlemen - good to see you.

Evan, you look like a bum in a suit.
Are you starting a BeeGees tribute band?

You gotta go shave.
I can't shave. Whenever I shave, the beard grows right back in!

That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again.

Don't worry. Help is on the way.
And if anybody asks, tell them a flood's coming.

You want to build a boat?
It might be something fun for the family.
Go sailing on the lake?
I don't know.
Be great in case it floods or something.