The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

2. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

3. Good: Your daughter is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

4. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.